Internet is finally back. Woop!

So, we get to Erie, and all of a sudden it is: Oh, btw, yo uhave a match.


I was totally nervous because it was my first one, and I have only officially trained about 6 weeks. But, seeing as I have an extensive martial art background, I knew Id be ok to take the falls and such.

So I agreed. It went really well, I did my job. She beat the crap out of me, and then her 250 lb bodyguard proceeded to do the same. It was awesome.




It was a squash match, meaning I was supposed to be pummeled into submission. She did a spinebuster on me, and then a samoan drop. He did the Worlds biggest slam on me and then jumped on me from the second rope. The crowd loved it.

Yes thats right! I am in a burlesque show! I will be MCing and also doing some burlesque. There is also a poi dance forshadowed...


If you want tickets, I have them for $6, just message me!!
HOPE TO SEE YOU OUT!

I joined twitter!

http://twitter.com/LethalxLorelei


give me your account names!

I'm @ the hospital in NT right now. Sharp pain in my back made me fall to the floor during practice last night. Been here since 9pm. They say it might be a herniated disk, but can't tell without an MRI. The xray apparently shows that I have spinobifida of my lower lumbar. Wtf. That's something that was supposed to be seen when I was an infant.

LAME.

So I had an itty bitty tumor removed from my forehead on monday. Nothing to worry about, except thats its smack dab in the middle of my forehead! So I was kinda freaking out about club night.


So I just pretended it wasn't there and did my makeup as usual. At first I kept the butterfly bandaid on, then took it off. But when I looked in the mirror, it actually looked like it was part of my outfit haha! So I thought I would just share this with you lovlies :)



( MOAR )

I leave for germany in 45 mins. See you all in a few weeks!

So Spencer and I were enjoying our afternoon when a beagle came into the yard. He was very skiddish, howld and barked a lot, and pooped and peed everywhere. I figure it belonged to a neighbor due to his collar and such.

Since he was so skiddish and weird and my neightbors have kids, I decided to call someone to help get him back home safe. I called 911 not knowing the animal control number. They told me that they would send someone.

So here we are trying to contain this crazy dog with treats and such... and waited and waited, finally the dog ran off.

Still, noone.

So yeah, no one came, no animal control NOR a police officer to even check if everything was alright.

I really hope the dog attacked someone, because that is just fucked up.

Oh canada.

So we went on a mini-trip to see the hamilton girls play last weekend. And, could you believe it, we had an asshole going IN to canada. Yep. Pretty sure he was an american just working that side of the border that day.

Here is how the conversation went:

(a little bit after the usual questions)
Him: What are you going to canada for?
Me: to see a derby game.
Him: A What?
Me: A roller derby game...
Him: (glares at us)
Him: (whilst sitting back in his seat, chewing on his pen, NOT EVER TAKING OUR PASSPORTS): Do you have anything on you other than clothes?
Me: Yeah, some gear
Him: Deer?
Me: o_O no, GEAR. She (pointing at Ace) might ref.
Him: You shouldn't have told me that.
Me: Huh o_O
Him: Does she have papers to work in canada?
Me: Its nonprofit... volunteer...
Him: (Continues chewing on his pen and glaring at us)
Him: What kind of oranization is this roller derby thing?
Me: Its all volunteer, for the skater by the skater. (after repeating my self 3 times and reexplaining things I think he got it. maybe.)
Him: (still glaring)
Officer in booth next to us: Look at that crazy hair! (then some more inexplicable dialauge between him and our dude)
Our officer: (cracks a smile at what other dude said)
Him: (starts questioning ace about where she works in buffalo)
Him: Ok you are all set to go.

Mind you, he never took our paperwork. Plus if that other dude hadn't been a jerk, I don't think our guy would have let us through.


Buuuut. On the way back:
American officer: Did you guys just come from Cats?
Me: Wut? o_O
Him: Why are you all dressed up?
Me: This is how I usually dress...
Him: Oh. What were you doing in Canada?
Me: Watching a Roller Derby game.
Him: Awesome. I hope somebody got hurt!
Me: heh...
Him: Do you have a baby in the back seat?
Me: Umm no o_O
(apparently Brutal's birth certificate meant that there was a baby in the back seat....)
Him: Ok you can go.

Yeah. I dunno. Oh, and then we went to the lilac festival the other day. I went with Jeni and Spencer and my puppy dog. And this lady came up to us and asked us if we were related.
I dunno, maybe she wanted to see if goth runs in the family...?

Then some dude asked us if we were going for the goth look, and then told us hes from texas so he doesnt see many people like us.

And then some lady overheard us talking about how cute her dog was. She came over 3 minutes later saying "She is for sale, for a million billion dollars" We were like um... ok. Then she saw nick. and she goes "Hey Nick! Do you like older women?" We all laughed. Until she said "I can make him die a happy dog".

She kept going on about something about hydrating her dog and her husband ran off to get water. So we decided to leave. Nick wasnt looking at her when we left so she yelled his name until he looked.

And people think that I am crazy.

So yeah.

Got in my car this morning and it was rummaged through and my radio transmitter was stolen.

I am waiting for #3.

My great grandma died (the one from the blog a few weeks ago).

She fell asleep peacefully.


The only thing that sucks is that I don't want to tell my roomates because they are weird about personal stuff. And I can't get a hold of Spencer because he doesnt have a fucking cell phone. Which really sucks because

a) I prolly pissed off his mom by calling the house
b) I prolly pissed off his cousin because she texted back about him being with her but he hasnt called me yet

He needs to get a cell phone. Or at least fucking text me when he is not home.

this sucks.

3 more days until we drive to Montreal for the Eastern Tournament.

We are representing the US, being that we are the only US team bouting.

lolololol


And, if you haven't yet, youtube Arby n' the Chief.
Good shit.

Since I have been the target of e-drama. Wait, nvm. This is the first.

And why you might asked?

Because I asked one simple question about pricing on a set of dreads.


Here is the original thread, in which you can see, this girl (who is also a picture thief) just has it out for me.

http://community.livejournal.com/synhair_sale/573077.html?view=1664149#t1664149

The she gets a friend, or boyfriend, or something to write an entire blog about me. Its huge. Check it out it is quite amusing:

http://www.phreak2000.com/post/2008/03/Of-goth-girls-and-Delusions-of-Granduer.aspx



I giggled a lot. Silly Goffik kids and their e-opinions.

My great grandma, who was a healthy 92, fell down the stairs.

She broke 7 ribs.
The doctors only give her a few more days to live.

And I can't visit her because she lives an ocean away.

(C) Ron Douglas.

So I am sitting here in lab. Thank god that it is a room in the lab with couches and food and such. Because I have to be here from 12.15 till whenever my partner gets here around 5 or so. Every half an hour I have to take some Ecoli and pipette it into small viles.

And thats it.

Do that every 30 minutes.

For 5 hours.

KILL ME NOW

So, if you wish to rescue me from boredom, IM me at: LethalxxxLorelei

>_<

Had my first bout the other day. Sadly, we lost. But I did gain some things out of it.

I was really down on myself. There are lots of things I regret doing, and things I wish that had gone differently. I kinda blame myself for us losing as well.
Everyone told me I did very well though. As much as I want to believe them, I can't bring myself to. I felt a little better after watching the footage my mom showed me, I guess I didn't look as bad as I thought.
I really wish that I would have been put in more as a blocker. I think that is why I am a little upset, because I feel that it was expected of me to be an excellent jammer, seeing as my line up was all jams. While I was a blocker, we caught up and were only 1 point away from the Saucies. I dunno. It is an issue I need to bring up.
There were a few highlights, everyone I wanted to knock down I did. And I only fell about 5 times. 2 of those due to my teammates LOL. Plus I think I won he prize for best gettup too haha.
I can only hope to train,train,train until the next bout and kick ass then. I must admit though, I am very happy at the pictures taken ^_^ So, here are those:






Funny thing is, the one time I did get lead jam, I was sent to the penalty box... somehow... o_O

Its derby day. I am sooo excited. I could barely sleep last night.
It was funny, we did assessments for the other teams players last night, and all I could think of is: what do they say about me? (Punk, feel free to let me know, HAHA). I really do wonder if I am a threat, or just a push over...


Ann Calvello is in my heart today. She is one of my greatest inspirations. I really wish she were alive today so that I could meet her and tell her what a wonderful motivator she has been.




Ok. Onward! I must go run some errands before I spill some "Sauce" on the track ;)

So I just got back from a trip to Wal Mart with Shannon. I absolutely hate Wal Mart, but sometimes there is not other choice $ wise. Anyways, here is what happened:

Really Old Guy: Is that purple in your hair real?
Me: The back isn't but my bangs are.
Really Old Guy: Wow. You are gorgeous. I just want to grab you and kiss you all over!
Me: Haha. *runs away*


O_O

The end.